Its been a long summer: The Birth of a Strongman

God fuckin damn. It has been a fuckin abortion of a summer. I have taken a hiatus from New York, because even Superman has to return to the Fortress of Solitude to regain strength. I was born a very strong man though, and imagine how much stronger a man like me gets when he returns to his Fortress. Nova bles me, Jah bless you. The pure hate begins!

Proof: The world is full of really weak men.

Theorem: Magic Johnson has aids.


Proof: The biggest problem with America is Herpes.

Theorem: Thank God I only got simplex 1 over the summer.



Proof: Bitches are hoez and tricks.

Theorem: She said she loved me!



Proof: I am a very strong man.

Theorem: She also had gonorrhea but I don't!


Alot of hate has brewed inside me at the world over this past summer. Not so much because I am unhappy, moreso because I am happy. I am happy. I am happy because I drink alot, curse, engage in perversions, make money, make people uncomfortable, my presence intimidates others, and because I am not gay like you are.

This is just a brief re-introduction to the potential of what this blog can be. I mean fuck man, this shit is as strong as a ninja. Ok I am going to get drunk and high and then probably write some more.