LAW Week 2 - Sassy Sebastian Gets His
Ok for this rendition of L.A.W. of the week it was real easy to make the call. This is an incident that happened Sunday night in Chinatown DC at 3am. Ill being the former LAW was making a serious attempt to repeat because he was driving like a mama-san while several of us working on his shoot was late to the last bus that evening. We get to DC and ALAW (Assistant Loser Ass of the Week) Ill drops me and another person off 2 blocks away from where we were supposed to be. Open your eyes you slant eyed gooker! Nup calls my phone and is irrate! WHERE ARE YOU!! WALK HERE!!
Man he was just losing it, probably because I was leaving. So anyways I show up to the bus and everyone is on board having their rides provided for them. Im like where is my loot so I can go also. Nup says "You cant have it, you have to stay with me and let me wash your awesome hair!" Bluntly and directly I respond "This is no time to be gay, its time for me to go and get away from your herpes spreading assholio"
More emotionally scarred than I could imagine he's like "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!" He then turned and ran off so I followed. I grabbed his shoulders and spun him around and he had tears in his eyes, and cried with mantears of rage about how I was leaving him and nothing matters when I'm gone, and how he feels he can breathe if I'm there. Real sick parasitic stuff.
Keep in mind when this happened we were right infront of the bus, and the driver an irrate chinese man with a bad moustahce screams "RUCK U MADDA FUCKA!!" then throws an apple core out the lil side window he has and hit Nup in the head. Once the core hit him, it was like he suffered a nervous breakdown. He crumpled to his knees on the street and sobbed. "Its my birthday please...please stay, You're my babuska!" Man if I wasn't slightly tipsy I woulda gay bashed him till he ended up like that boy out in Montana who hit on the hicks and got his brains bashed out, Mathew Sheppard. However I looked at him and spit on the ground. He then proceeded to lick it up while the entire bus saw what was going on, I got on the bus and said see what people do when they have aids. They looked at me with pity cuz I knew a HIV+ Laotian Golom. Oh well.
I know an apology is in order, but like i've said many times before noone is above the law except Steven Segal. Nop I dont see no karate kicks, just a bottom feeder who sucks shotty dicks!!!!
Man he was just losing it, probably because I was leaving. So anyways I show up to the bus and everyone is on board having their rides provided for them. Im like where is my loot so I can go also. Nup says "You cant have it, you have to stay with me and let me wash your awesome hair!" Bluntly and directly I respond "This is no time to be gay, its time for me to go and get away from your herpes spreading assholio"
More emotionally scarred than I could imagine he's like "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!" He then turned and ran off so I followed. I grabbed his shoulders and spun him around and he had tears in his eyes, and cried with mantears of rage about how I was leaving him and nothing matters when I'm gone, and how he feels he can breathe if I'm there. Real sick parasitic stuff.
Keep in mind when this happened we were right infront of the bus, and the driver an irrate chinese man with a bad moustahce screams "RUCK U MADDA FUCKA!!" then throws an apple core out the lil side window he has and hit Nup in the head. Once the core hit him, it was like he suffered a nervous breakdown. He crumpled to his knees on the street and sobbed. "Its my birthday please...please stay, You're my babuska!" Man if I wasn't slightly tipsy I woulda gay bashed him till he ended up like that boy out in Montana who hit on the hicks and got his brains bashed out, Mathew Sheppard. However I looked at him and spit on the ground. He then proceeded to lick it up while the entire bus saw what was going on, I got on the bus and said see what people do when they have aids. They looked at me with pity cuz I knew a HIV+ Laotian Golom. Oh well.
I know an apology is in order, but like i've said many times before noone is above the law except Steven Segal. Nop I dont see no karate kicks, just a bottom feeder who sucks shotty dicks!!!!
posted by Zack Morris aka Alfonso Nietzsche at 3:09 PM
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IT'S I Nawathip the great! I wanted to invite you to my birthday its heldinnyc, and its going to be a private party. so please make sure to include all the names of people in your entourage ! i dont want to leave anyone out.. if you have any questions call me on my cell 7036244505
HERES THE INFO,
NOV 13, 2004
EMAIL d WITH YOUR NAMES, AND FRIENDS NAME, ITS A PRIVATE PARTY d@jimngen.com
168 Delancey St
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Cross Street: Clinton Street
Phone: (212) 254-9920
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