Someone said once that rappers are the poet philosopers of our generation. Please. There's so many dumb rappers going to jail I can't even keep track. I was gonna make this an all time list of most ig'nant rappers, but then I realized that I could make the list just from rappers going to jail the the past couple of months. [ODB counts cuz it's a memorial fuckers] Go cop that Lil Wayne cd "The Carter".
1. ODB breaks parole by stealing sneakers from footlocker. Gets caught signing autographs at Burger King.
ODB's acceptance speach at the Grammy awards that same year was the topper though. Rest in Peace.
"Please calm down. I went and bought me an outfit today that cost me a lot of money, because I figured that Wu-Tang was gonna win," O.D.B. said, referring to the Best Rap Album that Wu-Tang was nominated for, but did not win earlier in the evening as the honor went to Puff Daddy. "I don't know how you all see it, but when it comes to the children, Wu-Tang is for the children. We teach the children. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is the best. I want you all to know that this is ODB, and I love you all, peace." "OK," Dirty announced from the stage. "I apologize my darling," he said to Colvin, who stood nearby, dumbfounded. "You're very beautiful and your speech was also very beautiful," he continued, referencing a speech she hadn't even made. "As a matter of fact, when me and you, with your speech, I think it was your speech that really attracted me up to the stage at that point of time to do that. So it's no disrespect at all. Thank you."
2. Black Rob Caught Stealing Jewelry in A Hotel Like Woah
This shit happened like two days ago. I like this because stealing jewelry from a hotel is a dignified form of robbery. Your a cat burglar instead of some crack dealer. Go Black Rob! "Black Rob was arrested yesterday for robbing a hotel room of jewelry and cash after video footage
allegedly captured him sneaking into the
room and coming out with a purse
moments later. Maryland cardiologist Renu Vermani
reported that $6,000 in jewelry and $300 in
cash was missing from her 12th floor On The
Ave hotel room on New York's Upper West
Side. The doctor told authorities that she
was asleep in her room and then later noticed
that her belongings had disappeared when she
woke up.
3. C-Murder in jail for 1st Degree Murder.
"The victim, Steve Thomas, was beaten and shot to death on January 12, 2002, outside the Platinum Club in Harvey, Louisiana, where he had been participating in an emcee battle. He was said to have been a fan of C-Murder's." Gangster - not only is his name have the word murda in it, he shot a fucking fan.
4. Young Buck shiv's someone at the Vibe Awards.
"Young Buckis clearly depicted [on videotape] as holding a knife after the assault and is one of a number of fight participants that was pepper-sprayed by officers in their attempt to stop this fight," Police Chief James Butts told a news conference. "We're asking Mr. David Darnell Brown to surrender himself to police."
G-Unit finally comes through with some gangsta dirty jailhouse shit. We thought u were gettin soft buck!!
5.-9.
Chi-Ali Griffith (Murder & Gun Possession)
John Forte of the Refugee Camp (Cocaine Trafficking)
Project Pat (Aggravated Robbery & Parole Violation)
Suge Knight (Firearm Trafficking, Assault, Parole Violation, etc)
Pimp C (Aggravated Assault with a Weapon)
