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Friday, November 11, 2005
Wining and Dining
Oh man, How to followup cassanova. Good article. If you are into Fairy Twinkie boys. Throughout the article the author spoke of being incredibly bored with sex with women. HAHA thats screaming "IM TIRED OF VAGINA, I WANNA FUCK MANBUTT" hahaha oh god. Totally hillarious. AZT cocktails are on the menu tonight!!
Oh speaking of menu's check my menu out. It kinda encapsulates my mis-adventures last weekend.
Z’s Cantina Presents Tonight’s
Menu
Appertizer:
Yellowfin Tuna Sashimi:
This delectable tuna dish is freshly caught Yellofin tuna, straight off the cooler of ice it was transported in. A 90lb “toughie sonuvabitch” caught by Chef Z, after an 1:17 Hr fight which left the strongman of a Chef a little winded, but he cracked open an ice cold Budweiser to getting that fucker. The sashimi is prepared with a traditional soy sauce, ginger, wasabi presentation.
Price: 1 handjob from Eclipse
Vegetable Side:
Green Bean with a Garlic Pesto Balsamic Vinagrette:
A zesty take on a great counterpart to the main course, the base seasoning is a garlic pesto mix which is blended together and is coated onto the green beans for a light wilting in a wok. Then the beans are then baked in heaven. Balsamic vinaigrette is lightly dasehed on, and served.
Price: Callin Eclipse “A dirty girl”
Main Dish:
Lemon Grass Yellowfin:
Dumbfucks, you really think I am going to give this one away. I am a strong man. A strong chef. Wooo! I also have great hair. Dessert to be a creamy surprise!
Price: Just wink at the Chef
Fuck i hope the format came thru in the html code. Anyways yeah traveling great distances to kill a 90lb tuna is what the "game" is all about. In my recent fishing trip it was more literal in regards to catching a fish. When it comes to landing what every straight man wants to land we often travel great distances in our minds. Here is an example
" I met this girl at this bar, and she told me her favorite book was The Davinci Code. I thought to myself fuckin great, I will unfold that little puzzle she calls sexual restraint and take her to an "Eyes Wide Shut" party. She asked me what did I found fascinating about the book. I told her that the basic premises of the book is that people put up alot of games to hide the fact that we all love to fuck. She smiled probably cuz my hair is like a Lion's Mane and it arouses that in lionesses. I had traveled all the way to the Serengeti to come up with that puzzle line. Great distances catches 'em all."
So anyways I am having a dinner pre-game party in which the up above menu will be served. Why cuz I got 90+ fuckin lbs of tuna to get rid of. Thats the best thing about being successful at landing game. You got enough to share.
- Till we dance again!
Clubber xoxoxo (three x's and three o's to salute in traditional arab clubber way)
Oh speaking of menu's check my menu out. It kinda encapsulates my mis-adventures last weekend.
Z’s Cantina Presents Tonight’s
Menu
Appertizer:
Yellowfin Tuna Sashimi:
This delectable tuna dish is freshly caught Yellofin tuna, straight off the cooler of ice it was transported in. A 90lb “toughie sonuvabitch” caught by Chef Z, after an 1:17 Hr fight which left the strongman of a Chef a little winded, but he cracked open an ice cold Budweiser to getting that fucker. The sashimi is prepared with a traditional soy sauce, ginger, wasabi presentation.
Price: 1 handjob from Eclipse
Vegetable Side:
Green Bean with a Garlic Pesto Balsamic Vinagrette:
A zesty take on a great counterpart to the main course, the base seasoning is a garlic pesto mix which is blended together and is coated onto the green beans for a light wilting in a wok. Then the beans are then baked in heaven. Balsamic vinaigrette is lightly dasehed on, and served.
Price: Callin Eclipse “A dirty girl”
Main Dish:
Lemon Grass Yellowfin:
Dumbfucks, you really think I am going to give this one away. I am a strong man. A strong chef. Wooo! I also have great hair. Dessert to be a creamy surprise!
Price: Just wink at the Chef
Fuck i hope the format came thru in the html code. Anyways yeah traveling great distances to kill a 90lb tuna is what the "game" is all about. In my recent fishing trip it was more literal in regards to catching a fish. When it comes to landing what every straight man wants to land we often travel great distances in our minds. Here is an example
" I met this girl at this bar, and she told me her favorite book was The Davinci Code. I thought to myself fuckin great, I will unfold that little puzzle she calls sexual restraint and take her to an "Eyes Wide Shut" party. She asked me what did I found fascinating about the book. I told her that the basic premises of the book is that people put up alot of games to hide the fact that we all love to fuck. She smiled probably cuz my hair is like a Lion's Mane and it arouses that in lionesses. I had traveled all the way to the Serengeti to come up with that puzzle line. Great distances catches 'em all."
So anyways I am having a dinner pre-game party in which the up above menu will be served. Why cuz I got 90+ fuckin lbs of tuna to get rid of. Thats the best thing about being successful at landing game. You got enough to share.
- Till we dance again!
Clubber xoxoxo (three x's and three o's to salute in traditional arab clubber way)
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
fuck psp
psp's have txt entry limits, but it accounts for the fact that most women choose halloween as time to sexualize their appearance to the max.
El fuerte is translated as strong. Masculine. I am a strong man. A strong man has a good time in the face of death. Masculine havin a party with the feminine. Explains why beaners use arbor day as another drinkin day to excuse the creation of another illegitimate child.
Don Quixote the spanish shakespeare and beowulf all in 1. psp dead
El fuerte is translated as strong. Masculine. I am a strong man. A strong man has a good time in the face of death. Masculine havin a party with the feminine. Explains why beaners use arbor day as another drinkin day to excuse the creation of another illegitimate child.
Don Quixote the spanish shakespeare and beowulf all in 1. psp dead
Everyday is Dia de la muerte when you are strong as me!
Ok im on a psp so forgive me for not going the MLA style in publishing this post.
Halloween is a beaner holiday. I can call em beaners cuz my boy almost got killed by one over the summer while he was on his dirtbike in a beaner part of town. God, I have bright friends.
Sorry, back to the lecture at hand. Day of the dead, halloween translated from spanish is feminine in all its lingual construction. la muerte implies that death is a feminine noun. Which accounts for the fact that majority
Halloween is a beaner holiday. I can call em beaners cuz my boy almost got killed by one over the summer while he was on his dirtbike in a beaner part of town. God, I have bright friends.
Sorry, back to the lecture at hand. Day of the dead, halloween translated from spanish is feminine in all its lingual construction. la muerte implies that death is a feminine noun. Which accounts for the fact that majority
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Its been a long summer: The Birth of a Strongman
God fuckin damn. It has been a fuckin abortion of a summer. I have taken a hiatus from New York, because even Superman has to return to the Fortress of Solitude to regain strength. I was born a very strong man though, and imagine how much stronger a man like me gets when he returns to his Fortress. Nova bles me, Jah bless you. The pure hate begins!
Proof: The world is full of really weak men.
Theorem: Magic Johnson has aids.
Proof: The biggest problem with America is Herpes.
Theorem: Thank God I only got simplex 1 over the summer.
Proof: Bitches are hoez and tricks.
Theorem: She said she loved me!
Proof: I am a very strong man.
Theorem: She also had gonorrhea but I don't!
Alot of hate has brewed inside me at the world over this past summer. Not so much because I am unhappy, moreso because I am happy. I am happy. I am happy because I drink alot, curse, engage in perversions, make money, make people uncomfortable, my presence intimidates others, and because I am not gay like you are.
This is just a brief re-introduction to the potential of what this blog can be. I mean fuck man, this shit is as strong as a ninja. Ok I am going to get drunk and high and then probably write some more.
Proof: The world is full of really weak men.
Theorem: Magic Johnson has aids.
Proof: The biggest problem with America is Herpes.
Theorem: Thank God I only got simplex 1 over the summer.
Proof: Bitches are hoez and tricks.
Theorem: She said she loved me!
Proof: I am a very strong man.
Theorem: She also had gonorrhea but I don't!
Alot of hate has brewed inside me at the world over this past summer. Not so much because I am unhappy, moreso because I am happy. I am happy. I am happy because I drink alot, curse, engage in perversions, make money, make people uncomfortable, my presence intimidates others, and because I am not gay like you are.
This is just a brief re-introduction to the potential of what this blog can be. I mean fuck man, this shit is as strong as a ninja. Ok I am going to get drunk and high and then probably write some more.

